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Thread: *STICKY* Once A Week Pledge
Post: PoE was a weird game. Like, most games have moved...
Preview: PoE was a weird game. Like, most games have moved to threat generation, not survivability as a primary tank stat. If you make survivability the only important stat then people will figure it out and...
Dark Jester General Discussion 79 4,333 01-03-2016 05:04 AM
Thread: Warcraft 3 TFT casting???
Post: Back when I played and got top 100 USEast Solo...
Preview: Back when I played and got top 100 USEast Solo ladder it was

UD: Crypt Fiend/Statue mass with DK and Lich nukes. Tech towards Aboms get Nerubian hero and use Obsidian Destroyers if they go casters...
Dark Jester General Discussion 6 1,589 09-21-2015 04:49 AM
Thread: Z wants to know your Top Five Games of All Time For Any Reason
Post: Anyone else feel like video games sucked this...
Preview: Anyone else feel like video games sucked this past year? Really looking forward to The Division, Overwatch, Rainbow Six Siege, and XCOM2.
Dark Jester General Discussion 15 1,672 09-21-2015 04:43 AM
Thread: Poll: Not who, but WHY are you still here?
Post: I honestly check expecting the site to be down....
Preview: I honestly check expecting the site to be down. Dimitri's pimp money overfloweth I guess.
Dark Jester General Discussion 20 1,785 10-23-2014 03:08 AM
Thread: Z wants to know your Top Five Games of All Time For Any Reason
Post: MOBA - DotA 2 is good. The learning curve sucks...
Preview: MOBA - DotA 2 is good. The learning curve sucks and the community is toxic as hell. Eventually you reach a point in match making where you cannot win solo anymore because all you face are teams of 5...
Dark Jester General Discussion 15 1,672 10-12-2014 01:43 PM
Thread: *STICKY* Once A Week Pledge
Post: I'm filled with teenage angst.
Preview: I'm filled with teenage angst.
Dark Jester General Discussion 79 4,333 10-12-2014 01:30 PM
Thread: How Was Your Summer
Post: Perhaps pornstar was too powerful of a...
Preview: Perhaps pornstar was too powerful of a descriptive. She does webcamming and has done 2 scenes for realitykings and bangbros.
Dark Jester General Discussion 17 3,263 12-01-2013 11:34 PM
Thread: How Was Your Summer
Post: Work all the time. Paid for this semester of my...
Preview: Work all the time. Paid for this semester of my GF's tuition for biological engineering. Having to deal with security issues because she thinks I'm going to cheat on her with my ex who is now a...
Dark Jester General Discussion 17 3,263 11-17-2013 01:56 AM
Thread: A Favor from an Admin Please (An to negatively commentin posters, suck cock and die.)
Post: Saw text wall. Thought of the fat ugly fishnet...
Preview: Saw text wall.

Thought of the fat ugly fishnet stocking girl he bragged about fucking only to be filled with shame and regret later.

Chuckles ensued.
Dark Jester General Discussion 29 2,706 11-17-2013 01:49 AM
Thread: Went to a Mental Hospital...
Post: You hated your life and tried to self-prescribe...
Preview: You hated your life and tried to self-prescribe fat ugly goth chicks. Fail. Let the professionals do it for you. Welcome to capitalist medicinal therapy.
Dark Jester General Discussion 27 1,729 05-06-2012 10:14 PM
Thread: So, just some good stuff.
Post: Because So and So has added me on MySpace a long...
Preview: Because So and So has added me on MySpace a long time ago. Those pictures from MySpace ended up on here. I am the person from those pictures. I can post pictures of me and her together with my name...
Dark Jester General Discussion 24 1,652 03-07-2012 01:12 AM
Thread: So, just some good stuff.
Post: Heavy implication? Unwilling virgin means she is...
Preview: Heavy implication? Unwilling virgin means she is a girl who hasn't had sex, nor wants to. He isn't a rapist because he hasn't had sex with her. Calling her an unwilling virgin doesn't, in any way...
Dark Jester General Discussion 24 1,652 03-06-2012 02:21 PM
Thread: So, just some good stuff.
Post: Never called you a rapist, but the freudian slip...
Preview: Never called you a rapist, but the freudian slip is appreciated nonetheless. Yes, 4 hours for anyone is pretty silly. If you can't find someone you identify with and enjoy mutually within 30 minutes...
Dark Jester General Discussion 24 1,652 03-05-2012 04:01 PM
Thread: So, just some good stuff.
Post: I don't know what's most delusional. A. Driving...
Preview: I don't know what's most delusional.

A. Driving 4 hours to playdate with unwilling virgins.

B. That you honestly believe you're related to multiple kings/emporers/mythical figures.

C. That I am...
Dark Jester General Discussion 24 1,652 03-04-2012 07:23 AM
Thread: What is a Male Ver. Tantric Orgasm?
Post: Suicide is ALWAYS an option.
Preview: Suicide is ALWAYS an option.
Dark Jester General Discussion 41 2,350 02-24-2012 10:59 PM
Thread: What is a Male Ver. Tantric Orgasm?
Post: ????
Preview: ????
Dark Jester General Discussion 41 2,350 02-20-2012 11:58 PM
Thread: What is a Male Ver. Tantric Orgasm?
Post: Coming from the guy who talks about wanting to...
Preview: Coming from the guy who talks about wanting to kill himself because he doesn't get enough attention IRL :rolleyes:
Dark Jester General Discussion 41 2,350 02-18-2012 04:04 PM
Thread: I am the Highlander!
Post: ...
Preview: http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/11/27/00c1607a-a72b-48a8-840b-5bc71cd007b3.jpg
Dark Jester General Discussion 25 1,588 02-18-2012 04:00 PM
Thread: What is a Male Ver. Tantric Orgasm?
Post: I am threatened and you're all freaks? Bold...
Preview: I am threatened and you're all freaks? Bold assumptions. I'm not quite sure what about me makes me sound as if I would be fat nor have the courage to talk to people. Also, if I left to go to a...
Dark Jester General Discussion 41 2,350 02-18-2012 03:57 PM
Thread: I am the Highlander!
Post: I would agree. Her league was many leagues...
Preview: I would agree. Her league was many leagues beneath my league. 20,000 leagues even.
Dark Jester General Discussion 25 1,588 02-18-2012 03:52 PM
Thread: I am the Highlander!
Post: By saying this, are you suggesting that my taste...
Preview: By saying this, are you suggesting that my taste in women is somehow on a similar level to Zilor's? I mean, have you see the shit he's posted? Vile.
Dark Jester General Discussion 25 1,588 02-18-2012 06:46 AM
Thread: What is a Male Ver. Tantric Orgasm?
Post: Being a dick on the internet doesn't make me...
Preview: Being a dick on the internet doesn't make me confident. Being confident makes me a dick on the internet.
Dark Jester General Discussion 41 2,350 02-18-2012 06:41 AM
Thread: What is a Male Ver. Tantric Orgasm?
Post: I feel like I'm being trolled to post pics of my...
Preview: I feel like I'm being trolled to post pics of my GF.
Dark Jester General Discussion 41 2,350 02-18-2012 03:47 AM
Thread: What is a Male Ver. Tantric Orgasm?
Post: Reading what you type is an atrocity. Reading...
Preview: Reading what you type is an atrocity. Reading about who you sleep with is a travesty. Reading your mind is telepathy.

Facts.
Dark Jester General Discussion 41 2,350 02-15-2012 03:45 AM
Thread: I am the Highlander!
Post: If I was Zilor, I'd cut my own dick off after...
Preview: If I was Zilor, I'd cut my own dick off after what's he's put it into. By, "it" I of course am referring to the fat white trashcan women he's slept with.
Dark Jester General Discussion 25 1,588 02-15-2012 03:42 AM
Thread: What is a Male Ver. Tantric Orgasm?
Post: Before you spend all your money on fleshlights, I...
Preview: Before you spend all your money on fleshlights, I advise you to invest in...
Dark Jester General Discussion 41 2,350 01-25-2012 04:58 PM
Thread: Fratricide!
Post: We may not know your father, but we do know all...
Preview: We may not know your father, but we do know all the topics you've posted in the past month and I can quite assure you that every forumite here questions your sanity and perspective on things.
Dark Jester General Discussion 10 1,147 12-25-2011 05:44 AM
Thread: Poll: Oh hear me halls of the damned, I beckon unto ye Dark Jester to rate my Ex!
Post: I threw up a little in my mouth.
Preview: I threw up a little in my mouth.
Dark Jester General Discussion 11 1,183 12-19-2011 07:07 PM
Thread: So Amber's gay for sure and has left...
Post: I lol'd.
Preview: I lol'd.
Dark Jester General Discussion 21 1,590 11-01-2011 10:32 PM
Thread: Been trollin' for over a decade.
Post: I am assuming you installed a mod that stopped...
Preview: I am assuming you installed a mod that stopped Yari Ashigaru from shitting all over cav completely. Never did understand why the most elite cav units in the game would get consistently routed by...
Dark Jester General Discussion 28 2,264 10-08-2011 11:24 AM
Thread: FUCK Y'ALL
Post: I miss and love you :(.
Preview: I miss and love you :(.
Dark Jester General Discussion 12 1,448 10-06-2011 04:16 AM
Thread: Been trollin' for over a decade.
Post: I was a baller at sealed. Won the kamigawa pre...
Preview: I was a baller at sealed. Won the kamigawa pre release I went to years ago. Easy monies.

TN, the reason you can't remember my trolling is because I trolled you into the man you are today. Same with...
Dark Jester General Discussion 28 2,264 10-03-2011 04:01 AM
Thread: Been trollin' for over a decade.
Post: Mason was trying to be controversial which is why...
Preview: Mason was trying to be controversial which is why he doesn't count. Posting up dead baby pics is a lame way to troll. I don't actually go out of my way to do fucked up shit. People just take to take...
Dark Jester General Discussion 28 2,264 10-01-2011 11:17 PM
Thread: Been trollin' for over a decade.
Post: Is your post supposed to be a rhetorical...
Preview: Is your post supposed to be a rhetorical self-reflection?..... Because it made absolutely no sense.
Dark Jester General Discussion 28 2,264 09-29-2011 07:17 PM
Thread: Been trollin' for over a decade.
Post: If someone actually wasted their time to make a...
Preview: If someone actually wasted their time to make a wiki page about War3.com, then I would most definitely require my own subsection. I think I have consistently been the most controversial user on this...
Dark Jester General Discussion 28 2,264 09-29-2011 05:08 PM
Thread: Been trollin' for over a decade.
Post: Madmac, stop profaning my topic with your dick...
Preview: Madmac, stop profaning my topic with your dick art.
Dark Jester General Discussion 28 2,264 09-24-2011 01:22 AM
Thread: Been trollin' for over a decade.
Post: Been trollin' for over a decade.
Preview: HBD to me, HBD to you all. <3.
Dark Jester General Discussion 28 2,264 09-22-2011 01:28 PM
Thread: Your Signature Sexual Move, So we can learn new tricks!
Post: Snap, I was gone for just a little bit and I come...
Preview: Snap, I was gone for just a little bit and I come back to a some delicious hate.

Veegee, my sex life is great. Also, I don't think my grandmother was alive in the 20's.

Zilor, pics of your fiance...
Dark Jester General Discussion 62 4,322 09-20-2011 06:54 PM
Thread: Riveting tale chap
Post: To answer your first question: that is an ugly...
Preview: To answer your first question: that is an ugly girl.

Also, you can't make a ponytail look professional.
Dark Jester General Discussion 11 1,342 09-06-2011 07:42 AM
Thread: Your Signature Sexual Move, So we can learn new tricks!
Post: 12thman, take pride in the fact that you're one...
Preview: 12thman, take pride in the fact that you're one of the few people here who don't look like they crawled out of a radioactive waste barrel.

Bryndon: Cool story, bro. www.bible.com
Dark Jester General Discussion 62 4,322 09-02-2011 02:57 AM
Thread: Your Signature Sexual Move, So we can learn new tricks!
Post: trying to raise my post count for more cred.
Preview: trying to raise my post count for more cred.
Dark Jester General Discussion 62 4,322 09-01-2011 03:31 PM
Thread: Your Signature Sexual Move, So we can learn new tricks!
Post: Instead of firmly gripping, use a loose grip...
Preview: Instead of firmly gripping, use a loose grip where you hand is only lightly coming into contact with your penis. Masturbate until orgasm. The thing is a mouth and a vag can't simulate the strength of...
Dark Jester General Discussion 62 4,322 09-01-2011 02:49 PM
Thread: Your Signature Sexual Move, So we can learn new tricks!
Post: Oh he's fine. I'm surprised he knows how much of...
Preview: Oh he's fine. I'm surprised he knows how much of a ravishing rake I am seeing as how I was like 5 states away from him a year ago, but I do suppose that awesome runs in the genes. Your post raises a...
Dark Jester General Discussion 62 4,322 09-01-2011 11:17 AM
Thread: A map called MMORPG.
Post: A failure 5 years in the making. A new epic!
Preview: A failure 5 years in the making. A new epic!
Dark Jester General Gaming Discussion 1,030 82,351 09-01-2011 01:55 AM
Thread: So I have this thing
Post: Made some levelling video for Rift when it came...
Preview: Made some levelling video for Rift when it came out and got 40k in like a few days or some shit then no one looked at it ever again :(.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPPY3L5Fp6M
Dark Jester General Discussion 11 1,565 09-01-2011 01:45 AM
Thread: Your Signature Sexual Move, So we can learn new tricks!
Post: You're probably squeezing your dicks too hard...
Preview: You're probably squeezing your dicks too hard while you jack off. It ruins the sensitivity in your dick and makes it harder to achieve orgasm.

Anyways, no offense, but the majority of you are loser...
Dark Jester General Discussion 62 4,322 09-01-2011 01:31 AM
Thread: Rank 1 MASTERS LEAGUE, Starcraft 2!
Post: Been ranked 1 in 1v1 diamond for months....
Preview: Been ranked 1 in 1v1 diamond for months. Apparently to get into Masters I need to play a certain amount every week.... which I don't do. I barely play the game and I don't know any build orders as...
Dark Jester General Discussion 30 2,661 06-26-2011 10:04 PM
Thread: Funny thing happened today.
Post: Wait... when you are with someone you're supposed...
Preview: Wait... when you are with someone you're supposed to stop masturbating/adding stimuli to your sexlife? News to me.
Dark Jester General Discussion 12 1,288 12-02-2010 11:53 PM
Thread: Best Strategy Game for the Super Nes?
Post: Ogre Battle complicated? Was pretty fucking...
Preview: Ogre Battle complicated? Was pretty fucking simple to me. Put a queen + 2 liches backrow and like 2 paladins or something frontrow and watch 1 unit clear the entire map. The only difficult part is...
Dark Jester General Discussion 22 1,668 12-02-2010 11:49 PM
Thread: Nastier
Post: Made me wonder why you're so bad at your own game.
Preview: Made me wonder why you're so bad at your own game.
Dark Jester General Discussion 23 1,910 11-05-2010 11:59 PM
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