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Thread: An Open Letter to Apple
Post: In addition to Winamp, do you use AOL Instant...
Preview: In addition to Winamp, do you use AOL Instant Messenger, WinZip, Adobe Acrobat, and RamDoubler?

Welcome to 19-fucking-99. Try using a media player that isn't shitty, like foobar2000 or musikCube.
Forzan General Discussion 9 619 10-21-2007 04:35 AM
Thread: I am done !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
Post: this place is...
Preview: this place

is so

ridiculous.

:rolleyes:

(pics?)
Forzan General Discussion 19 1,099 10-21-2007 04:25 AM
Thread: Poll: PUSHUPS
Post: I usually do about fourty-five thousand. Then I...
Preview: I usually do about fourty-five thousand. Then I save the planet from another meteor. After that I have breakfast: glass and nails.
Forzan General Discussion 45 2,445 11-14-2006 03:32 AM
Thread: Hahahaha
Post: Hahahaha
Preview: Ahahahahahahahahaha
Forzan General Discussion 10 895 11-13-2006 02:53 PM
Thread: Sacrifice is free to download!
Post: Sacrifice is not abandonware. Shiny still owns...
Preview: Sacrifice is not abandonware. Shiny still owns the license. They still make games. They feature Sacrifice on their website. You can buy this game from the bargain bin of nearly any Gamestop or...
Forzan General Discussion 13 959 04-17-2006 07:13 AM
Thread: HBD VeeGee!
Post: No, seriously, birthday threads are fucking...
Preview: No, seriously, birthday threads are fucking retarded. What the fuck could you possibly say in a birthday thread that someone else didn't say before you?

You don't even fucking know VeeGee, he could...
Forzan General Discussion 30 1,125 04-17-2006 07:06 AM
Thread: HBD VeeGee!
Post: For a healthy change of pace from this monotony,...
Preview: For a healthy change of pace from this monotony, fuck you Veegee and I hope you choke on your god damned cake.

This thread is now about sea lions in...
Forzan General Discussion 30 1,125 04-16-2006 08:15 PM
Thread: Poll: IQ Scores
Post: I am several orders of magnitude superior to you...
Preview: I am several orders of magnitude superior to you in every way, by any standard, Avathar. I scored a 1600 on the SATs in the fourth grade, won six Nobel prizes by fifteen, and I have since moved on to...
Forzan General Discussion 86 2,644 04-10-2006 10:26 AM
Thread: Poll: IQ Scores
Post: Yes, Avathar, yes. Polls are not only accurate...
Preview: Yes, Avathar, yes. Polls are not only accurate reflections of reality, but they directly cause it. Following your blistering, witty remark, I suddenly noticed how much more I've been drooling after...
Forzan General Discussion 86 2,644 04-09-2006 11:29 AM
Thread: Poll: IQ Scores
Post: Voted under 80, because this thread is retarded.
Preview: Voted under 80, because this thread is retarded.
Forzan General Discussion 86 2,644 04-09-2006 09:46 AM
Thread: Ideas for a new computer. Help me out, man.
Post: Hey maybe you should get...
Preview: Hey maybe you should get th

http://shsc.info/PCPartsPickingGuide
Forzan General Discussion 12 742 04-09-2006 07:37 AM
Thread: LMAO....this guy is great!
Post: As long as we're sharing our personal...
Preview: As long as we're sharing our personal experiences, I guess I'll share one of mine. I hold the opinion that you and your friends are the minority.

Every furry I've known has had several schizoid...
Forzan General Discussion 46 1,663 04-03-2006 03:24 AM
Thread: LMAO....this guy is great!
Post: Furries are fetishists who wish they were...
Preview: Furries are fetishists who wish they were animals. They are aroused by wearing animal suits. There are conventions where they all wear their animal suits and play forest games. And have...
Forzan General Discussion 46 1,663 04-03-2006 12:36 AM
Thread: LMAO....this guy is great!
Post: Angry rants are about as original as the white...
Preview: Angry rants are about as original as the white jokes you hear from black comedians. His can usually be broken down into a few paragraphs connecting a current topic, pain or stench, and some...
Forzan General Discussion 46 1,663 04-02-2006 08:07 PM
Thread: Name for Company Suggestions...
Post: Call it, "we don't know what the fuck we're...
Preview: Call it, "we don't know what the fuck we're doing," or maybe, "we care more about our image than what we do."

I know those names are kind of long, and you'll still have to but Inc. or Ltd. at the...
Forzan General Discussion 31 836 03-29-2006 05:40 PM
Thread: Just Saw V for Vendetta
Post: If you guys liked the movie, you would do well to...
Preview: If you guys liked the movie, you would do well to read the comics.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V_for_Vendetta

They don't have as many plot holes, and may help you see that the movie wasn't about...
Forzan General Discussion 13 659 03-24-2006 10:28 PM
Thread: Google Mars
Post: 70% of employee time at Google is devoted to...
Preview: 70% of employee time at Google is devoted to further developing and refining their existing search engine and ad services. 20% of employee time is devoted to developing new things related to these...
Forzan General Discussion 15 803 03-21-2006 07:26 PM
Thread: Google Mars
Post: I guess I have you mixed up with so and so, or...
Preview: I guess I have you mixed up with so and so, or even someone else. You all look the same to me. Bunches of letters.

Until you post hideous pictures of yourselves.
Forzan General Discussion 15 803 03-21-2006 06:48 AM
Thread: Google Mars
Post: Atmosphere Erosion Moon Distance from belt ...
Preview: Atmosphere
Erosion
Moon
Distance from belt
Fucking use Google next time


I've forgotten. Aren't you some sort of teacher, or trying to be? One that teaches children?

Edit: To clarify, Earth was...
Forzan General Discussion 15 803 03-21-2006 06:36 AM
Thread: GREEN BEER
Post: Fucking leprechaun magic, bitch.
Preview: Fucking leprechaun magic, bitch.
Forzan General Discussion 29 1,106 03-17-2006 08:03 PM
Thread: GREEN BEER
Post: How the fuck did Forzan make the exact same post...
Preview: How the fuck did Forzan make the exact same post as me? At the exact same time?
Forzan General Discussion 29 1,106 03-17-2006 08:01 PM
Thread: GREEN BEER
Post: Did you watch the St. Patricks episode of Drew...
Preview: Did you watch the St. Patricks episode of Drew Carrey too?
Forzan General Discussion 29 1,106 03-17-2006 05:39 PM
Thread: Tragedy is the new comedy: CNN delivers
Post: Maybe it's because she was deaf and on train...
Preview: Maybe it's because she was deaf and on train tracks. I don't recall anything written about the hand of God - but this could be an ongoing story.
Forzan General Discussion 30 1,318 03-14-2006 11:19 AM
Thread: Tragedy is the new comedy: CNN delivers
Post: Tragedy is the new comedy: CNN delivers
Preview: http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/03/14/beauty.queen.death.ap/index.html

I cried until I laughed.
Forzan General Discussion 30 1,318 03-14-2006 10:56 AM
Thread: Check out this building
Post: I present the argument that it is entirely...
Preview: I present the argument that it is entirely necessary to make fun of Scientology, to discourage potential new followers from meeting their potential fates.
Forzan General Discussion 26 1,198 03-08-2006 04:18 AM
Thread: Keithjr
Post: Classic thread with my name in it. I would have...
Preview: Classic thread with my name in it.

I would have called the baby ugly, I bet.
Forzan General Discussion 31 1,024 02-18-2006 04:34 PM
Thread: Pure Genius
Post: Killians makes for a pretty good batter. You're...
Preview: Killians makes for a pretty good batter. You're losing all of the alcohol anway, so go for a beer that has a nice flavor.

I'm confident that this man did not invent beer batter, or the fried pizza....
Forzan General Discussion 12 697 02-18-2006 04:29 PM
Thread: Pure Genius
Post: You chill the Mars bars before deep frying them....
Preview: You chill the Mars bars before deep frying them. The frozen chocolate won't melt until the exterior is fully fried.

It's also pretty normal to deep fry a frozen pizza, by the slice, in Scotland.
Forzan General Discussion 12 697 02-18-2006 07:09 AM
Thread: Poll: The most esthetic part of a woman.
Post: Yeah, I was going to say nose. The most...
Preview: Yeah, I was going to say nose.

The most aesthetic part of a woman isn't a body part. It's the size relation of shoulders, chest, waist, and hips. Beyond that, it's height of eyebrows, size of jaw,...
Forzan General Discussion 36 1,802 02-10-2006 07:44 AM
Thread: So I'm almost finished with my game OR Hype thread
Post: The only events I have fleshed out so far are the...
Preview: The only events I have fleshed out so far are the strip mining ones, but hell if I know - it doesn't have to make sense, you just lose your territories due to bad karma, and the event gives you karma...
Forzan General Discussion 7 1,015 02-05-2006 11:32 PM
Thread: Garfield Randomizer. Impress the ladies with non sequiturs.
Post: Yeah, print screen and crop the image using...
Preview: Yeah, print screen and crop the image using whatever image editor you have.
Forzan General Discussion 13 860 02-05-2006 09:17 PM
Thread: So I'm almost finished with my game OR Hype thread
Post: Several. Instances where multiple accounts use...
Preview: Several. Instances where multiple accounts use the same IP are logged, and I have a ban list of every proxy I can find. Undefended attacks are logged, and log out / log in times are compared. That's...
Forzan General Discussion 7 1,015 02-05-2006 09:06 PM
Thread: Garfield Randomizer. Impress the ladies with non sequiturs.
Post: Oh God, another great...
Preview: Oh God, another great one

http://www.chronicwar.com/img/garfieldpissed.gif
Forzan General Discussion 13 860 02-05-2006 08:14 AM
Thread: Garfield Randomizer. Impress the ladies with non sequiturs.
Post: That's what a non sequitur is Avathar - "it...
Preview: That's what a non sequitur is Avathar - "it does not follow". The comedy is in the absurdity of the pairings.

Additionally, it proves that the comic is greater than the sum of it's parts....
Forzan General Discussion 13 860 02-05-2006 08:07 AM
Thread: Garfield Randomizer. Impress the ladies with non sequiturs.
Post: I'm honestly not following you Avathar. You click...
Preview: I'm honestly not following you Avathar. You click on the link above, then you click on the "GO" button on the website. Three fresh panels are refreshed every time, or fewer, if you click the...
Forzan General Discussion 13 860 02-05-2006 07:31 AM
Thread: Garfield Randomizer. Impress the ladies with non sequiturs.
Post: Garfield Randomizer. Impress the ladies with non sequiturs.
Preview: The original site, and several others, have been pulled down due to fears of copyright infringement. I personally believe this constitutes a parody, so I'm hosting it on my...
Forzan General Discussion 13 860 02-04-2006 06:51 PM
Thread: So I'm almost finished with my game OR Hype thread
Post: If you're talking about the original Neoazeroth...
Preview: If you're talking about the original Neoazeroth entry in Wikipedia, it was me. Compare the IP address 68.62.116.120 to my posts on these forums around July 2005.

As for the current state of the game...
Forzan General Discussion 7 1,015 02-04-2006 06:41 PM
Thread: So I'm almost finished with my game OR Hype thread
Post: So I'm almost finished with my game OR Hype thread
Preview: I just finished adding morale/ideology/commander modifiers to the combat equations of my game. The MySQL update query for combat alone is 300+ lines. I feel my brain melting. So, like any bad...
Forzan General Discussion 7 1,015 02-04-2006 06:13 PM
Thread: Girl poops one 26' uninterrupted turd. (Those are feet, folks)
Post: How ironic. Bryndon, a dimwit, attempts to make a...
Preview: How ironic. Bryndon, a dimwit, attempts to make a joke, and fails at the punchline.

Wait, appropriate. 'Appropriate' was the word I was looking for.

My custom title was an abomination before I...
Forzan General Discussion 28 970 02-02-2006 02:18 AM
Thread: Girl poops one 26' uninterrupted turd. (Those are feet, folks)
Post: Girl poops one 26' uninterrupted turd. (Those are feet, folks)
Preview: http://intermaweb.net/2005/10/29/world-record-4-peristaltic-action/

Pardon my low content, link-rich threads- but damn. I think there's enough shit in this post already.
Forzan General Discussion 28 970 02-02-2006 01:15 AM
Thread: Thank God for Google Video
Post: Thank God for Google Video
Preview: A bumbling, stereotypically Jewish kid and his lanky pal make a 45 minute long video (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7880449039153812110&q=nintendo).

I'm attempting to watch the entire...
Forzan General Discussion 5 582 02-02-2006 12:37 AM
Thread: Donation Drive '15
Post: Heads up, Dreamhost gives out $80 gift...
Preview: Heads up, Dreamhost gives out $80 gift certificates to all members after about 11 months, to thank you for staying with them for a year. Check the e-mail you registered the website with, if it's...
Forzan General Discussion 76 15,748 01-18-2006 10:10 PM
Thread: Hosting
Post: There isn't anything free that will offer enough...
Preview: There isn't anything free that will offer enough hosting power for a video. If you can't afford $9 for an entire year of service, then how do you eat, or pay for the internet?

There are plenty of...
Forzan General Discussion 5 705 07-09-2005 07:57 PM
Thread: Poll: Petition to Ban Forzan
Post: I'm glad someone else is getting entertainment...
Preview: I'm glad someone else is getting entertainment out of this too. I've already gotten bored with it, even if they continue to reply.
Forzan General Discussion 89 4,397 07-09-2005 07:53 PM
Thread: Poll: Aeris in reverse is Sirea
Post: It's actually a camel penis transplant. I've read...
Preview: It's actually a camel penis transplant. I've read about it in e-mails.
Forzan General Discussion 323 8,433 07-09-2005 06:17 PM
Thread: Hosting
Post: You can get the $119 a year plan from...
Preview: You can get the $119 a year plan from Dreamhost.com for one payment of $9 by using the promo code 777. It's the shared plan called "Crazy Domain Insane." It offers 2400 MB of storage, and 120 GB of...
Forzan General Discussion 5 705 07-09-2005 06:14 PM
Thread: Poll: Petition to Ban Forzan
Post: I'm an English and Philosophy major. I don't need...
Preview: I'm an English and Philosophy major. I don't need a thesaurus. I tone my vocabulary down for this forum.

I'm excited to see you're clever enough to turn my mind game around, but I'm sure you already...
Forzan General Discussion 89 4,397 07-09-2005 06:04 PM
Thread: Poll: Petition to Ban Forzan
Post: :rolleyes:
Preview: :rolleyes:
Forzan General Discussion 89 4,397 07-09-2005 02:56 PM
Thread: Poll: Petition to Ban Forzan
Post: If you think I take a moment on these forums...
Preview: If you think I take a moment on these forums seriously, then you're mistaken.

You all have buttons. You paint them red, buff them 'till they shine, and point roadsigns their way. They beg to be...
Forzan General Discussion 89 4,397 07-09-2005 02:26 PM
Thread: War on Bugs
Post: I'd add a "Report a bug on this page"...
Preview: I'd add a "Report a bug on this page" form, on the bottom of each page. Extra information- such as the time, account, and page- could be easily obtained that way.

The ease of reporting would lead to...
Forzan General Gaming Discussion 25 1,645 07-09-2005 04:49 AM
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