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folder icon   05-16-2012, 04:55 PM
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just ruined the best relationship iv ever had.
she was my muse...

gotta find me a siren. there aint no rest for wicked.

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folder icon   05-16-2012, 07:57 PM
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I've been there, buddy. again and again and again. without knowing any background information whatsoever, i can offer only two bits of unilaterally vague advice:

1. If shes worth fighting for, then fight for her.

2. Time heals all wounds.


I mean, one or the other, those are basically your two options. Well, there is a third option, but it involves guns, drugs, and a Las Vegas setting...

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folder icon   05-18-2012, 05:24 PM
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Nah were still great friends. iv smoked with her since the 8th grade.\

and if i want a favor i can just blackmail her with the pix she gave me on my bday.

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folder icon   05-18-2012, 08:42 PM
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Quote:
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just ruined the best relationship iv ever had.
she was my muse...

gotta find me a siren. there aint no rest for wicked.


Stuffed my bank account with righteous dollar bills.

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folder icon   05-27-2012, 02:12 AM
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Quote:
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Stuffed my bank account with righteous dollar bills.

Cage the Elephant eh?

But how is that relevant here?

EDIT: Ah... just got it... "There ain't no rest for the wicked"

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folder icon   06-01-2012, 10:59 PM
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Just masturbate a lot. It always helps.

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folder icon   06-01-2012, 11:49 PM
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folder icon   06-02-2012, 08:18 AM
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Just masturbate a lot. It always helps.

That's true, but make sure not to chaffe or bruise your dick. I reccomend so much lube it ruins your bed and makes it smell like a porn set.

Nothing makes women want to fuck more than porn sets or things that smell like porn sets.

It's a widely known fact women decide things by smelling them, everything really. They're like tucan sam.

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folder icon   06-04-2012, 12:41 AM
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dude, the things ive touched myself to, by the age of 14. lets just say porn doesnt do the job...
but i cant argue that its fun


ill be throwing a hotel party with her and my friend, who ironically is also an ex. ironic still is that im close friends with both of them.

is there a natural form of roofie?

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folder icon   06-04-2012, 01:34 PM
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is there a natural form of roofie?


I don't think it matters does it? If your drugging them you are, so just get a roofie of any origin.

"I'm sorry officer, the drug I used was natural so it's not really a double rape."

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