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folder icon   11-06-2012, 11:05 PM
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I think if I used a Penis Pump on my GFs cliterus I will be able to give her an AWESOME blowjob.

or it will burst into a bloody fountain of blood...
Either way it will teach us a valuable leason on the workings of human anatomy and the sexual limitations of the female genitalia.

and itd give me wet-nightmares for years to come.

Thoughts??

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folder icon   11-07-2012, 11:36 AM
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Seen videos like that, not really sexy and it seemed so sensitive to the touch that the woman seemed in pain just by the nearby fan ocilating past it and blowing wind against it.

Also seen them do the labia, that was even more disgusting, I do not need my pink pussy taco super sized.

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folder icon   11-08-2012, 12:07 PM
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Maybe that's why you're depressed? You should look up x-art.

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folder icon   11-08-2012, 04:54 PM
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I'm a big fan of x-art already.

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folder icon   11-08-2012, 09:30 PM
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kero.

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folder icon   11-09-2012, 03:59 AM
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Were the Tampon Ghosts keep the Menstration Ghosts away? Or is there some cultural refrence I can't understand and choose to never learn?

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folder icon   11-09-2012, 04:13 AM
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those aren't tampon ghosts... they're teeth.

She is now safe to sleep with.

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folder icon   11-09-2012, 04:21 AM
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...... Actually i have no idea what it means, probably interpretive art of some sort.

or an encrypted Femi-Nazi message subliminally telling mean to fear the Vag.

"Two will enter; Thousands of screaming blood soaked ghosts of dead babies shall leave and shall hunger for the flesh of man-rod."

They wish us to be of THE CLIT, facing the fate of the Unique if we resist.
We have to stop them, Zilor, Before it's too late!!

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folder icon   11-10-2012, 07:50 PM
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I'm not fighting a women with two ghosts and an sentient stream of never ending blood pouring out of her vag against the will of gravity.

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folder icon   11-13-2012, 06:22 PM
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Anyway. Watch this and experiment with the unique girl. Happy day.

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=675440848

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folder icon   12-30-2012, 12:32 PM
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A+ thread
Haven't had a good laugh like that in a while

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