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folder icon   05-06-2013, 01:42 PM
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So, I spent the last two weeks fishing toy cars out of a pole in the fence, among other things. I just got the last one out, but, unfortunately he's got some water damage. They're from the film Cars, so they're damned expensive.

I think my son's happy to have them back, though.

The secret is a strong, thin pole, a wire coat hanger to get them unstuck from the mud, and really strong tape - the kind that's double sided, for mounting shelves and hooks and things. You have to clean down in there first with paper towels to dry and clean the car so the tape will stick. Then lift it up slowly and carefully. And, when people look at you funny, just smile and wave.

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Oh, and I've been looking through Shakespeare's sonnets. It turns out one of them is pornographic! Although, I still haven't quite figured it out. Here, I'll post it and see if you can understand it:

Sonnets CLI
by William Shakespeare (1564-1616)

Love is too young to know what conscience is,
Yet who knows not conscience is born of love?
Then, gentle cheater, urge not my amiss,
Lest guilty of my faults thy sweet self prove:
For, thou betraying me, I do betray
My nobler part to my gross bodys treason;
My soul doth tell my body that he may
Triumph in love; flesh stays no farther reason,
But rising at thy name doth point out thee,
As his triumphant prize. Proud of this pride,
He is contented thy poor drudge to be,
To stand in thy affairs, fall by thy side.
No want of conscience hold it that I call
Her 'love,' for whose dear love I rise and fall.

Here's a wordy explanation that's still a bit confusing: http://www.shakespeares-sonnets.com/sonnet/151

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