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folder icon   01-24-2002, 01:14 AM
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Seriously folks, where are they? We have a whole slew of crazy folk here. We have machines, and orcs, and megamen, and wolves, and time machines, and pirate captians, and gunmen, and something that keeps your house dry in the rain, yet there is one group that is clearly unrepresented... and that is the Cowboy.

Cowboy you say? Just what is this Cowboy? Well, sit down and let my tell you the great story of the Cowboy.

Back before the West was settled, sometime around 1984, a group settlers lived in the West. It was a harsh land, full of "Engines" and outlaws and perhaps the most dreaded of them all, the tumbleweed! It took a tough man to settle these parts, and the Cowboy was just the man to do it. Cowboys were a geneticly created creature, crossbred from Cows and Boys. Their thick hide protected them from the blistering heat and their two stomaches allowed for the digestion of grass and even gravel if the need was desired. They stood at seven feet tall and drove terror into many a sheriff. With a keen sence of fashion, a quick wit, and impeckable marksmanship, these Cowboys soon overthrew the evil Jimmy Carter and took back the West for the United States of America.

See how glorious the Cowboy truely is?!? In these slow days, perhaps a Cowboy is just what we need to liven this place up. Does anyone know where we could purchase one such Cowboy?

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folder icon   01-24-2002, 02:04 AM
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talk to jov
he also has white jellybean pills


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folder icon   01-24-2002, 02:41 AM
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cowboys remind me of ten-gallon hats, which in ture remind me of texans. and i hate texans! does this mean i hate cowboys, not really, but i really hate those damn self-righteous texans.

yay! for the coconut jelly bean. actually, if you can get your hands on some bertie bott's i really enjoy the grass flavor. as odd as it sounds, it is really a pleasent flavor. who'da' thought? grass!

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folder icon   01-24-2002, 05:02 AM
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Where have alll the Cowboys gooone
So looong in paaaassing...
Where have alll the Cowboys gooone
So loooong agoooo...

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folder icon   01-24-2002, 05:07 AM
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where did all the cowboys go?

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folder icon   01-24-2002, 08:37 AM
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Go to Texas.

I think they call themselves cowboys...

And, cowboys disappeared when the police to over their job. It is now believed they live with the secret underground squirrels in their underground headquarters.

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folder icon   01-24-2002, 11:43 AM
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those damn cowboys !!!i hate cowboys so much !!! whan i was a kid in "purim" (the jewish virson of halloween , or batter to say that halloween is the christan virson of purim ) most of the kids dressd as cowboys !! it sucked so much i alwyes picked up a custom that i will be able to say "ah im stronger than you , you stupid cowboy !! " i alwyes dressd up as flint from the seris "action force " (anyone remmbers this show ?? ) and to a transformer !!! and a ghoset and a zombie and and and... im think im loseing it... anyway i hate cowboys and its a shame the indians didnt kicked thiar pony asses !!!

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folder icon   01-25-2002, 01:49 AM
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They have all become Cowmen now, duh.

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folder icon   01-25-2002, 02:22 AM
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There's quite a few of cowboys in the area around here. That's why no one knows where they are!

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folder icon   01-25-2002, 09:30 AM
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a cowboy is as scary as the typical aussie

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folder icon   01-25-2002, 11:52 AM
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Doesn't Quimquay count as a cowboy?

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folder icon   01-25-2002, 04:04 PM
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by the_time_machine:
a cowboy is as scary as the typical aussie

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na the typical aussie is way scarier , the blokes and the bludgers ^_^



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folder icon   01-26-2002, 12:49 AM
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Australians scary, hah, maybe (as with residents of Alabama) when in a dark alley and you see a mob of a few hundred approaching, but with but a little wit, knowledge, and quick thinking you'll have each and every one of them out thought.

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folder icon   01-26-2002, 01:17 AM
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Spliff Smoking Lab Chimp:
Australians scary, hah, maybe (as with residents of Alabama) when in a dark alley and you see a mob of a few hundred approaching, but with but a little wit, knowledge, and quick thinking you'll have each and every one of them out thought.

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Does anybody else see something wrong with this coming from a resident of Canada?


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folder icon   01-26-2002, 01:43 AM
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All the cowboys are in my hick town. lol I see people riding horses up my road all the time, and not to mention wearing cowboy hats to school when I was in high school..... it's scary! And everybody in my town says "howdy!" including me... hehe

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folder icon   01-26-2002, 02:45 AM
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Kris:
...and something that keeps your house dry in the rain...

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Ha! Yes, roof shingles do in fact keep your house dry in the rain. Nice to have you back.

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