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folder icon   06-12-2003, 02:12 PM
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I saw the birthday announcements on the bottom of the forums and it had "food." I made sure this was the same "food" that we all know and love, and it so happens that it is. Happy...thirteenth birthday? Thought you were older.

Anyways, congrats. Don't drink too much tonight.

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folder icon   06-12-2003, 05:22 PM
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Thanks for the happy birthday. Wow you thought I was older people usually think I'm like 10...

EDIT : You all know and love me?...

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folder icon   06-12-2003, 07:06 PM
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOOD! *does his famous mexican hat dance 4 food*

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folder icon   06-12-2003, 09:01 PM
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Yeah Happy Birthday. Stay in school. Drink milk. Don't do drugs.

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folder icon   06-12-2003, 11:14 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Ultra_punk
Drink milk.
I just had a big glass.

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folder icon   06-13-2003, 01:09 AM
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Happy birthday, Food. You're a teenager now. It's a very exciting (though tasking) time in your life to be entering.
Here are the top ten most important rules I learned from 13 and beyond:

10. Your voice always cracks when you're talking to a cute girl. Plan your life accordingly.
9. Teachers don't care about you.
8. Parents' "suggestions" for life-goals are just pathetically transparent attemtps to fulfill their own childhood dreams vicariously through offspring. Either that, or they want to show you off to friends.
7. Waterfights aren't really that much fun after all.
6. Drugs will kill you.
5. Sex will kill you.
4. Always shave with shaving cream or your face will turn bright red, hurt when it's cold, and everyone will know that you're the dumb kid who didn't shave with shaving cream.
3. Nothing that "they" say is cool actually is cool. It's a short-lasting trend invented by the corporate media to enslave your mind with trivialities so you don't notice that your culture is being eroded and your wallet is being emptied.
2. If you look closely enough, everyone has zits.

And the number one rule of early adolescence:

1. Life is nothing like Archie Comics. Stop reading them.

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folder icon   06-13-2003, 01:13 AM
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Oh and don't drink cow's milk. First of all, your body doesn't even need milk after the first couple years of life. It grows out of that stage of requiring such heavy-hitting nourishment all at once. Secondly, cow's milk is way too strong for the human digestive system. A calf has four stomachs to digest with, and has to gain a couple hundred pounds within the first few months of its life in order to stay healthy. A human has one stomach and, at this point in your life, your weight should be slowly increasing by maybe ten pounds per year. Cow's milk is a total overload.

Watch this thread turn into a controversy over the benefits of milk.

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folder icon   06-13-2003, 08:43 AM
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Ya know Z, I've been telling people that for a while...and they never believe me. The only reason we have all of these "got milk" adds and the super corporate push to drink milk is: A couple of years back we had an enourmous supply of milk that was going to waste and cost farmers millions of dollars in lost revenue, so the government helped out by putting up one or two Milk adds...

Yep Food, your entering the teenage years. One rule that Z forgot was, "Dont worry, your suppose to see hair there."

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