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Im using this thread for transferring school work since my e-mail is dodgy.

Hope its ok with people.

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Inledning:

Vi människor i västvärlden lever ett mycket hektiskt och stressigt liv, trots det så får vi paradoxalt nog mindre motion och tillbringar stor del av vår tid till stilla sittande arbete och framför tv- och dator- skärmar.

detta samtidigt som snabbmats kedjor slår upp som svampar omkring oss med billiga extra erbjudanden och klatchig reklam.
Det är knappast förvånande at påföljande sjukdomar leder till en hälso medvetenhet eller en strävan efter sådan.

Därför har vi arrangerat en hälsoresa till klass sp-tu1, Vi hoppas den kommer bli upskattad.



Syfte:

Arrangera en 2-3 dagars häloresa inom sverige för en klass på Ca 32 elever i 16 års åldern och 2 lärare med en budget på 20 000 kr.

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Yeah, its cool, i do it all the time, since our school makes it a pain in the ass to bring in floppies with files on them. I just upload them to the forum, and dl them at the school. whole word documents, works great.

1933 - Nazi Germany announces withdrawal from League of Nations
1947 - Chuck Yeager in Bell XS-1 makes 1st supersonic flight (Mach 1.015)
# 1962 - US U-2 espionage planes locate missile launchers in Cuba
1964 - Martin Luther King Jr wins Nobel Peace Prize
1968 - Beatles "White Album" completed
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# 1978 - 1st TV movie from a TV series-"Rescue from Gilligan's Island"
# 1980 - Bob Marley's last concert
1982 - Pres Reagan proclaims war against drugs

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Hes using some kind of crazy encryption!

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lol.

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Vattenkraft

När man andvänder vattenkraft är det vanligast at man använder energin i floder och älvar Man dämmer upp älvarna och leder vattner genom turbiner och utvinner vattnets rörelseenergi, som kommer ut av vattnets lägesenergi som har kommit ur solenergi.

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you do know that you can just PM it to yourself, right?

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Pffft, but then he wouldn't get all this attention.

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you do know that you can just PM it to yourself, right?

whatever, its not like this forum is that heavily used anyhow

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I didnt knoo zat, besides, eet couldnt hurt keeping eet alive, I mean, vat harm coold a forum do?

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This forum is God for you heathens, anyways remember I made that oh so sexy test topic up there, it isn't going anywhere so post all yer shit there.

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Does "ignore this topic" mean anything to you kretins?

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http://www.simplegreen.com/products...r/points3.html# ?

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Does "ignore this topic" mean anything to you kretins?
Saying "ignore this topic" makes people come read. If you want people to stay away just type something like "everyone come look at this" or "this topic was food's idea" that should scare people away.

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BLah!

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d'ahm-n It

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Finn, the Giant.

Once when s.t. Lars (or s.t. Laurentius) was wandering the hills around Lund, sad because the people didn’t have a proper place of prayer, a giant saw him and asked:

“What are you sobbing about Lars?”
“I am sad because there are no churches in Lund”
“Is that all? Do not worry; I will build your church!”
“Sweet!” Exclaimed Lars.” For free?”
“No! You have to give me the sun and the moon as payment!”
“I can’t give you the sun and the moon, and even if I could, I wouldn’t, they need to be where they are to illuminate the world!”
“Oh,” said the giant, clearly disappointed.” Well, I will settle for your eyes.”
“My eyes?” Said Lars, who where rather fond of seeing things.
“The same! It is however customary among giants that if you can figure out my name ere the church is built, you don’t have to pay me.” Said the giant and started working at the church.
He worked incredibly fast and the church rose high in just a few months.

Lars was clueless, he couldn’t for his life guess the giants name. He went out side of Lund to get some peace of mind to think out what name the giant could possibly have, then he heard a voice singing, it sounded muffled, as if it came from underground, which it, in fact, did!

“Don’t cry children, soon your father, Finn, comes home with eyes for you to play with.”

Lars realized that this must be the giant’s wife, who sang for his kids. He ran to the church and shouted to the giant, who was just putting the final stone in place in one of the towers.

“Finn, Finn is your name!”

And this made the giant furious, he took his wife and kids and ran into the crypt, under the church, and tried to raze down the church, but as he grabbed a pillar to bring down the church, he turned to stone, and he is still in the crypt, grabbing a pillar, and his wife and kids are there as well.

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Ljungby horn and pipe

I the old days there lived trolls under the trollstone, it was rumoure that they held parties at christmas eve.

One cristmas The owner of Trolle-Ljungby, Sisella Ulfstand, held a party for her employees and they came to talk about the Trolls under the trollstone and weather they had a party and one plough boy rose and said:
“I will ride and find out!”
When he came to the trollstone he saw that the stone stood at gold pillars and all the trolls where Dancing and Drinking. One of the trols came up to the rider and offered him a drinking horn and a ornate ivory pipe to blow in. But then a cristian girl, whom had been taken by the trolls said to him:

“do not drink and do not blow for you will be taken to!”

So instead of drinking he snatched the horn and a strangly ornated pipe, he spilled some of the horns containt on the horses mane, wich started to melt. Then he started off towards the castle, then the same girl said:

“Ride over the fields and you will make it.”

So he did as the girl said and rode over the newly plowed fields. And the trolls dared not follow, for then they would make cross marks, with their feer and the plough lines, and there for he made it safely into the castle and draw up the draw bridge before the trolls, who had to take the road, came.

When the trolls came to the castle, they asked to have the horn and the cup back and said that it would go well for the castle and its folk, but the people in the castle did not give back the horn and the pipe. Then the trolls lay a curse on the castle and its owner. The next day the horse was dead, the third day the rider died. The castle did also burn down Thrice and the owner’s family died out.

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The writing style is silly. SILLY!

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Ljungby horn and pipe

In the old days there lived trolls under the Troll Stone, it was rumoured that they held parties at Christmas eve.

One Christmas the owner of Trolle-Ljungby, Sisella Ulfstand, held a party for her employees and they came to talk about the trolls under the Troll Stone and weather they had a party and one plough boy rose and said:
“I will ride and find out!”
When he came to the Troll Stone he saw that the stone stood on gold pillars and all the trolls where dancing and drinking. One of the trolls came up to the rider and offered him a drinking horn and an ornate ivory pipe to blow in. But then a Christian girl, who had been taken by the trolls, said to him:

“Do not drink and do not blow for you will be taken too!”

So instead of drinking he snatched the horn and the pipe, he spilled some of the horn’s contents on the horse’s mane, which started to melt. Then he started off towards the castle, then the same girl said:

“Ride over the fields and you will make it.”

So he did as the girl said and rode over the newly ploughed fields. And the trolls dared not follow, for then they would make cross marks, with their feet and the plough lines, and therefore he made it safely into the castle and drew up the draw bridge, before the trolls, who had to take the road, came.

When the trolls came to the castle, they asked to have the horn and the pipe back and said that it would go well for the castle and its folk, but the people in the castle did not give back the horn and the pipe. Then the trolls lay a curse on the castle and its owner. The next day the horse was dead, the third day the rider died. The castle did also burn down thrice and the owner’s family died out.

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Your PMs are full.

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your writing crap Kjell ! dont come here with your waterpower propaganda and hectic world health crap !

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Your PMs are full.

Fixed, I deleted three pms with grom and me fighting since last year and parts of an attempted cybersex.

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rarr!

http://www.aarpmagazine.org/money/A...l_security.html
http://www.socialsecurityreform.org/problem/index.cfm
http://money.cnn.com/2005/02/02/ret...ofunion_socsec/

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Fixed, I deleted three pms with grom and me fighting since last year and parts of an attempted cybersex.

Considering there's between none and three girls on this website, all of whom I doubt would cyber with you, who the fuck were you cybering with?

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ATTEMPTED Cyber!

Anyway, might aswell use this topic for what i intended to:



EDIT: aww crap, I accidentely deleted the thing instead of copying it, stupid mac! Command key my ass!

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May I suggest you find a new e-mail account? It's not hard. Cretin.

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Ive been thinking about it but ive really no idea how to do.

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folder icon   05-03-2005, 01:37 AM
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1328 - Charles IV dies, ending the Capetian dynasty. Philip of Valois succeeds him as Philip VI.
1329 - Edward III of England does simple homage for Aquitaine (Guienne), but refuses to do liege homage.
1336 - Edward places an embargo on English exports of wool to Flanders.
1337 - Philip declares Edward's fiefs forfeit and begins harassing the frontiers of Aquitaine.
1338 - Edward III formally claims the French crown.
1346 - Battle of Crécy
1356 - Battle of Poitiers
1358 - The Jacquerie
1360 - Peace of Brétigny
1369 - Renewed fighting in France.
1370 - French troops commanded by Bertrand du Guesclin.
1381 - Peasants' Revolt in England
1392 - Charles VI of France suffers his first attack of insanity. Conflict between the Armagnacs and the Burgundians begins.
1399 - Henry of Lancaster seizes English throne, becoming Henry IV.
1415 - Henry V wins a great victory over the French at Agincourt.
1420 - Treaty of Troyes
1429 - Joan of Arc relieves the siege at Orléans.
1431 - Joan burned at the stake at Rouen.
1435 - Peace of Arras; Burgundy abandons the English.
1436 - Charles VII captures Paris.
1453 - Bordeaux falls to the French. The war ends without a treaty.


CAUSES
The Battle for Flanders
Flanders had grown to be the industrial center of northern Europe and had become extremely wealthy through its cloth manufacture. It could not produce enough wool to satisfy its market and imported fine fleece from England. England depended upon this trade for its foreign exchange. During the 1200's, the upper-class English had adopted Norman fashions and switched from beer to wine.
(Note that beer and wine were very important elements in the medieval diet. Both contain vitamin and yeast complexes that the medieval diet, especially during the winter, did not provide. Besides, the preservation of food was a difficult matter in that era, and the alcohol in beer and wine represented a large number of calories stored in an inexpensive and effective fashion. People did get drunk during the middle ages, but most could not afford to do so. Beer and wine were valued as food sources and were priced accordingly
The problem was that England could not grow grapes to produce the wine that many of the English now favored and had to import it. A triangular trade arose in which English fleece was exchanged for Flemish cloth, which was then taken to southern France and exchanged for wine, which was then shipped into England and Ireland, primarily through the ports of Dublin, Bristol, and London.
But the counts of Flanders had been vassals of the king of France, and the French tried to regain control of the region in order to control its wealth. The English could not permit this, since it would mean that the French monarch would control their main source of foreign exchange. A civil war soon broke out in Flanders, with the English supporting the manufacturing middle class and the French supporting the land-owning nobility.
The Struggle for Control of France
The English king controlled much of France, particularly in the fertile South. These lands had come under control of the English when Eleanor of Aquitaine, heiress to the region, had married Henry II of England in the mid-12th century. There was constant bickering along the French-English frontier, and the French kings always had to fear an English invasion from the South. Between Flanders in the North and the English in the South, they were caught in a "nutcracker".
The "Auld Alliance"
The French responded by creating their own "nutcracker." They allied with the Scots in an arrangement that persisted well into the 18th century. Thus the English faced the French from the south and the Scots from the north.
The Battle for the Channel and North Sea
The French nutcracker would only work in the French could invade England across the English Channel. (The French call it "La Manche," "The Sleeve," for what reason I do not know.) Besides, England could support their Flemish allies only if they could send aid across the North Sea, and, moreover, English trade was dependent upon the free flow of naval traffic through the Channel. Consequently, the French continually tried to gain the upper hand at sea, and the English constantly resisted them. Both sides commissioned what would have been pirates if they had not been operating with royal permission to prey upon each other's shipping, and there were frequent naval clashes in those constricted waters.
The Dynastic Conflict
The last son of King Philip IV (The Fair) died in 1328, and the direct male line of the Capetians finally ended after almost 350 years. Philip had had a daughter, however. This daughter, Isabelle, had married King Edward II of England, and King Edward III was their son. He was therefore Philip's grandson and successor in a direct line through Philip's daughter. The French could not tolerate the idea that Edward might become King of France, and French lawyers brought up some old Frankish laws, the so-called Salic Law, which stated that property (including the throne) could not descend through a female. The French then gave the crown to Philip of Valois, a nephew of Philip IV. Nevertheless, Edward III had a valid claim to the throne of France if he wished to pursue it.
An Agressive Spirit in England
Although France was the most populous country in Western Europe (20 million inhabitants to England's 4-5 million) and also the wealthiest, England had a strong central government, many veterans of hard fighting on England's Welsh and Scottish borders (as well as in Ireland), a thriving economy, and a popular king. Edward was disposed to fight France, and his subjects were more than ready to support their young (only 18 years old at the time) king.
THE COURSE OF THE WAR
War broke out in earnest in 1340. The French had assembled a great fleet to support an army with which they intended to crush all resistance in Flanders. When the ships had anchored in a dense pack at Sluys in modern Netherlands, the English attacked and destroyed it with fire ships and victory in a battle fought across the anchored ships, almost like a land battle on a wooden battlefield. The English now had control of the Channel and North Sea. They were safe from French invasion, could attack France at will, and could expect that the war would be fought on French soil and thus at French expense.
Edward invaded northern France in 1345. The Black Death had arrived, and his army was weakened by sickness. As the English force tried to make its way safely to fortified Channel port, the French attempted to force them into a battle. The English were finally pinned against the coast by a much superior French army at a place called Crecy (pronounced "cressie"). Edward's army was a combined force: archers, pikemen, light infantry, and cavalry; the French, by contrast, clung to their old-fashioned feudal cavalry. The English had archers using the longbow, a weapon with great penetrating power that could sometimes kill armoured knights, and often the horses on which they rode. The battle was a disaster for the French. The English took up position on the crest of a hill, and the French cavalry tried to ride up the slope to get at their opponents. The long climb up soggy ground tired and slowed the French horses, giving the English archers and foot soldiers ample opportunity to wreak havoc in the French ranks. Those few French who reached the crest of the hill found themselves faced with rude, but effective, barriers, and, as they tried to withdraw, they were attacked by the small but fresh English force of mounted knights.
Nevertheless, facing much the same battlefield situation some ten years later, the French employed the same tactics they had used at Crecy, with the same dismal result, at the battle of Poiters (1356). The French king and many nobles were captured, and many, many others were killed. Old fashioned feudal warfare, in which knights fought for glory, was ended. The first phase of the war ended with a treaty in 1360, but France continued to suffer. The English had employed mercenaries who, once they were no longer paid, lived off the country by theft and plunder. Most French peasants would have found it difficult to distinguish between war and this sort of peace.
END OF THE CONFLICT
As the war dragged on, the English were slowly forced back. They had less French land to support their war effort as they did so, and the war became more expensive for them. This caused conflicts at home, such as the Peasants' Revolt of 1381 and the beginning of civil wars.

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folder icon   08-04-2005, 09:09 AM
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Since madmac became a jerk when I wasn't looking and closd my schoolwork topic so I couldn't edit my last part of my paper in I've had to add another 1 to my post count that I didn't want.


World War II, the most terrible of all wars when it comes to the cost of life, property, and money no nation was left unscarred in the aftermath of this war. After World War I, Germany was devastated, its money was worth close to nothing, the countries cities lie in ruins, and the new democratic government did little to stop this. Along came Adolf Hitler, he had become the fuehrer or leader of the small party Socialist Party or Nazi as it was more commonly known. Hitler became leader of the whole of Germany and made sweeping reforms and accusations, he blamed the defeat of Germany in World War I on the Jewish and promptly had them branded as filth. After many lies and manipulation Germany attacked Poland whom the British and French promised to help if they were attacked, those setting the stage for the largest war the planet has known. World War II had great effects on the whole of the world, America eventually joined the fight and left it’s long-standing tradition of isolationism after the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor, Communism spread from Eastern Germany all the way to Vietnam in Asia, and the most important of all the Formation of the United Nations which stand to this day.

The United States under president Franklin Delano Roosevelt, had aided the Allied forces against the Nazis by sending supplies and munitions in return for money and land leases, this kept the United States out of war until a surprise attack by the Japanese on Pearl Harbor forever changed the role of the United States in the world. Following this sneak attack Congress quickly declared war on Japan, and Germany and Italy declared war on the United States, the sleeping giant had awaken and its fury knew no bounds. Many enlisted quickly more so then any other war and yet it was not enough, so a draft went into effect and unlike the Vietnam and Korea wars which would eventually come no one burned their draft cards or ran to Canada. Using new methods of production the United States constructed battleships in record time churning out more per month then with the old method did per year, many items were rationed too but the people survived and endured and some even seemed to thrive. World War II also had another effect on America, it launched them straight from the Great Depression to a more powerful industrial nation then before and The United States long standing period of isolationism ended it would forever become an active world power.

President Franklin and met with the Prime Minister of Britain, the only country mainly fighting Germany at that time, Winston Churchill before the attack on pearl harbor on many occasions. The two had agreed that if the United States entered the war, both countries would not seek land expansion, neither country would deprive the defeated people of the Axis Powers of their rights, nor other important agreements helped edge America into the War. The allied forces also received another ally The Soviet Union, because Hitler’s forces could not take Britain his greed caused him to attack The Soviet Union, the cost ran high for both sides but in the end Germany lost and would be on a defensive push back following the great loss. Now with the three leaders of the world’s three most powerful nations together, the Big Three as they came to be known devised a way to defeat Germany and end the war, starting with Allied troops retaking Africa then attacking Italy the planned proved successful and Italy fell. Then using the largest invasion fleet ever put together the Allied Forces stormed the beaches of France and after a time reclaimed it from the Nazis. With the Allied forces closing in on both sides Germany began panicking and the fuehrer became a wild animal, with the Allied forces closing in Hitler committed suicide ending Germany’s involvement in the war.

Communism took control over many countries after World War II, it’s influence spread from eastern Germany all the way to China and Vietnam in Southeast Asia. Russia was the world’s first Communist state, renaming it the Union of the Soviet Socialist’s Republic or U.S.S.R. for short, under the leadership of ruler Joseph Stalin Russia went from a backwards-farming economy to a major industrial state in barely twenty years. At the start of World War II the Soviet Union was allied with Germany, when Poland was attacked the Soviet Union also launched an assault and took some of eastern Poland. Hitler seeking more land for Germany and frustrated his forces could not defeat the British launched a massive invasion of the Soviet Union, over prolonged combat and almost a million casualties the Soviet Army forced the German Army to surrender, ending the push of the Nazis and turning the war in the favor of the Allied Forces. With the defeat of Italy, Germany, and Japan, World War II had ended, the Soviet Union was given control over the eastern half of Germany and imposed a communist government on them, along with all the countries which Germany had conquered in the east, which the Soviet Union took over with little resistance.

Imposing a Communist government on the eastern countries and eastern Germany created what some people call an “Iron Curtain” separating the western democracies and the eastern communists. This also marked the beginning of the Cold War, though not a real war fought with soldiers and weapons, it created a large weapons race with the United States and the Soviet Union with each trying to create more destructive weapons then the other. During this time paranoia ran high in the American people, no one was safe from being accused of being a Communist, it was an exact replica of the infamous Salem Witch trials held early in America’s colonial days in which a group of girls accused anyone they wanted of being a witch and everyone believed them. During the Cold War three more communist governments would emerge, from China, North Korea and North Vietnam, American presidents send money and soldiers to try and stop Communism from spreading in Korea which would eventually result in Korea being split into the Communist North and Democratic South. Vietnam was another story however, even with American support, the South Vietnamese had no chance of winning the war and after many brutal years of fighting and high casualty figures on both sides the American support of the South stopped and North Vietnam soon would gain control of the country. The two wars of Korea and Vietnam greatly divided American opinion about the spread of Communism, most people wanted to stop it but didn’t want our soldiers to fight and die in some other country, even today people still have mixed feelings about these wars and the whole Communist propaganda.

World War I ended with the forming of a League of Nations which in the end proved to be a complete failure, however it did lay the foundation for it’s predecessor and modern counterpart the United Nations which stand to this day. With the Axis powers defeated, Winston Churchill, Joseph Stalin, and Harry Truman the new president of the United States after President Franklin passed away, formed the United Nations assembly that was designed to keep the international peace of our planet. There would be a special counsel of defense which would be made up of ten nations, five nations the United States, Great Britain, The Soviet Union/Russia, France, and China would always have seat at the Defense Meetings, as they now held the bulk of the planet’s military power. The United Nations stand strong the best way for nations to discuss differing views and opinions, along with military action.

World War II had great effects on the whole of the world, America eventually joined the fight and left it’s long-standing tradition of isolationism after the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor, communism spread from Eastern Germany all the way to Vietnam in Asia, and the most important of all the formation of the United Nations which stand to this day. It includes all the information available.

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Dude, e-mail yourself, PM yourself, theres a bunch of things you could have done.




I myself wanted this post count. :-P

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Back in Black

Back in Black
I hit the sack
I been too long
I'm glad to be back
Yes, I'm dead loose
from the noose that's kept me hanging around.
I'm just, uh, livin' on the side 'cause it's gettin' me high,
forget the hearse cause I never die.
I got nine lives, cat's eyes,
each and evry one of them is wondrin why,
cause I'm back!
Yes, I'm back!
Mama, I'm Back!
Yes, I'm back!
Well, I'm back, back.
Well, I'm back in black, yes I'm back in black! Ow!

Back in the thing,
I drive a Cadillac,
mama, one with a bullit,
I'm a power pack.
Yes, I'm in a band,
with a gang,
they've got to catch me if they want me to hang,
cause I'm back on the track and I'm beatin the fox,
nobody's gonna get me on another rap.
So look at me now, I'm just, uh, makin' my bread,
don't try to push your luck, just get out of my way
cause I'm back!
Yes, I'm back!
Well, I'm back!
Yes, I'm back!
Well, I'm back, back.
Well, I'm back in black, yes, I'm back in black.

(solo)

Well, I'm back!
Yes, I'm back!
Well, I'm back!
Yes, I'm back!
Well, I'm back, back.
Well, I'm back in black, yes, I'm back in black.

(solo)

Well, I'm back, back,
Back, back, back, back,
Back in black, yes, I'm back in black.

(solo & fade)

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